Scene: A man named Ravi goes to a department store to buy a gift for his wife's birthday.
Ravi (excitedly): I'm finally going to make my wife's birthday the best she's ever had!
Clerk: May I help you, sir?
Ravi: Yes, I want to buy a gift for my wife. It's her birthday tomorrow.
Clerk: Oh! What kind of gift are you looking for?
Ravi: Something special, something she'll never forget.
Clerk: How about this perfume? It's very popular among women.
Ravi (smelling the perfume and making a face): No, it smells like a cow shed.
Clerk: What about this jewelry? It's beautiful.
Ravi: No, it's too expensive. I'll have to sell my house to afford it.
Clerk: How about this dress? It's on sale and very stylish.
Ravi (looking at the dress and making a face): No, it looks like a curtain.
Clerk (sighs): What exactly are you looking for, sir?
Ravi: I want to buy something that will make my wife say, "Wow! How did you know I wanted this?"
Clerk (smiling): In that case, may I suggest a hug and a kiss?
Ravi (surprised): A hug and a kiss? That's it?
Clerk: Yes, sir. Women love it when their husband shows affection and thoughtfulness.
Ravi (smiling): That's a great idea! I'll take two hugs and two kisses!
Clerk (laughs): That's not something we sell here, sir. You'll have to get that from your wife.
Ravi (smiling): Thank you for your help. You're a genius!
The scene ends with Ravi happily leaving the store.
